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Uber Builds Large Stake In Germany's Delivery Hero As Takeover Speculation Builds Uber is exploring a potential takeover of Delivery Hero after building a large stake in the rival German food delivery company, Bloomberg News reports. This follows an earlier report that Uber had built a 19.5% stake. On Monday, Uber disclosed that it owns 19.5% of Delivery Hero, plus an additional 5.6% through options. The position was built with the help of Morgan Stanley traders, according to people familiar with the matter. Uber's move to acquire Delivery Hero could be an...

Bonds Crash Most Since Liberation Day After Catastrophic 5Y Auction; 2nd Biggest Tail On Record Coming into today's 5Y auction, the bond market was collapsing, with yields across the curve soaring but especially the 5Y exploding a crazy 15bps heading into today's auction (of 5 Year treasuries), a massive concession which we thought would lead to "lots of demand" for today's offering.  *TREASURY 5-YEAR YIELD RISES 15 BASIS POINTS ON DAY TO 4.99% At least there will be lots of demand for paper in today's 5Y auction — zerohedge (@zerohedge) September 23, 2026 Boy,...

The New-Keynesian Establishment Is Congratulating Itself On A Job Well Done By Benjamin Picton, senior market strategist at Rabobank Give Yourself A Pat On The Back Growing up in Australia in the 1990s one would inevitably encounter curiously ‘Aussie’ cultural practises. One such practise was school children being directed by teachers to “give yourself a pat on the back” whenever you did particularly well at something. This wasn’t just a figure of speech; the children would literally reach over their shoulder and pat themselves on the back. I’m unsure if this still...