Here's One October Surprise, Anyway...

Stolen $586,000 Copper Shipment Found Hours Later At Kentucky Warehouse A load of copper worth nearly $600,000 was recovered on Sept. 11 after investigators followed a trail from Illinois to Kentucky and Ohio, wrapping up the initial search only about eight hours after the theft was reported, according to Yahoo News. The case began when a shipment scheduled to travel from DeKalb, Illinois, to Rock Hill, South Carolina, never made it toward its intended destination. Authorities believe whoever collected the freight had presented themselves as an established trucking company, using genuine...

Secret Service Agent Assigned To Jill Biden Shoots Himself In The Leg At Philadelphia Airport Perhaps incompetence is contagious... A Secret Service agent tasked with protecting Jill Biden managed to become his own biggest threat, accidentally shooting himself in the leg at Philadelphia International Airport last week, according to Reuters. Thankfully, Biden wasn’t anywhere nearby, presumably because the universe decided one crisis at a time was enough. Photos: Daily Mail The report says that the incident, politely labeled a “negligent discharge” (bureaucratic code for oh sh*t), happened in an unmarked car just before 9...