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META Delays AI Rollout Because It Sucks, May License Gemini; Musk Reboots xAI 'From The Foundations Up' Mark Zuckerberg bet the farm on AI supremacy, and this year's crop is infested with bugs. According to a new report, Meta has quietly pushed back the launch of its next-generation foundational AI model, internally code-named Avocado, from this month until at least May. The reason? Internal tests showed it underperforming on key benchmarks for reasoning, coding, and writing - trailing rivals like Google's Gemini 3.0, even as it beat Meta's own prior efforts and...

Mystery Deepens: Remains Of Missing Los Alamos Nuclear Lab Employee Discovered In Forest Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity, The body of Melissa Casias has been found in a remote area of New Mexico's Carson National Forest, almost 11 months after the Los Alamos National Laboratory employee walked out of her home and vanished. This discovery marks another chapter in the disturbing wave of deaths and disappearances involving individuals tied to highly sensitive government programs. It arrives after President Trump ordered full UFO disclosure and two sets of classified files have now...

Tesla's Flying Car Is Real! Summary: Tesla Roadster Production Set for 2028 (yet another delay)  Tesla Roadster Flies  Imminent test of the Tesla Roadster with thrusters Elon has taken the stage Tesla Roadster reveal Tesla's Roadster demonstration showcased thruster-assisted barrel rolls over vehicles and 0-60 mph in under one second. OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air! https://t.co/vdIabzyyPx — Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) October 16, 2026 Roadster Achieves 0-60MPH Sub 1 Second  New View Of Roadster Tesla Roadster Clears Multiple Vehicles  Flying Cars Are Real Tesla Roadster Revealed Elon Has Entered The Stage First Scenes From Test Area This is wild https://t.co/gfJtfVJk4E —...